When one partner poops in the oven (for 12 minutes on broil), the other partner uses the charcoal dung to manually pleasure themselves.
Shane, fire up the oven, I'm about to bake some soil!
by Gingy12121212 July 8, 2011
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A NSE or near soiled experience is when the stages leading up to a case of mud butt happen so rapidly that you barely make it to the bathroom and have a vision and sensation of crapping your pants but then once you make it to the toilet you snap back to reality and realize you made it but just barely.
I thought my favorite pants were as good as gone yesterday at taco bell but turns out it was just an near soiled experience. I do feel bad for whoever has to mop that bathroom floor though.
by saharadryhumor December 26, 2014
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The standard reaction of a member of the opposite gender asking you out.
Girl: OMG he asked me out. I soiled myself.
Best friend: Ewwww.... Soiling your pants?
by Spuh-am Man, the guy awesome December 21, 2011
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A game in which two or more participants take it in turns to deficate in their socks and then wait for the other player to fall asleep. Once one player has fallen asleep the other atempts to get as much of the 'shit sock'to to the asleep player's mouth.
player 1 'eat my shit'
player 2 in a slightly muffled voice 'i love our little games'

lets play soiled sock fight again
by Captin McYoodlestein May 13, 2008
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A Jamaican term used when your pissed off at some fucker for doing wrong to you..
1)You nah going get away lick up pu soil and fall.
2)Dem aint goin mess we,dey co lick up pu soil and get from round here!!!
by Robert Jah Bless December 18, 2008
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The panties found on the dead corpse of Jonbenet Ramsey. Her panties were SOAKED with spit.
Patsy: Did you find my daughter's body?!
Officer: I'm sorry ma'am, we haven't...but we found her soiled spit panties.
by dirtybitannefrank February 5, 2014
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