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soft docking 

When two guys, gay or straight, slap their flaccid penises together.
Dale: “Dude, we should soft dock right now.”

Pete: “Totally. Soft docking and cryptocurrency are my two favorite things!”
soft docking by Fun Dilly Dilly January 2, 2018
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Softcocking 

When someone fails to participate in an activity, (usually one involving drinking) through fear of their personal safety or a fear that they will hurl or make a total dick of themselves
You're not coming on the Prague trip? That is softcocking of the highest order!

Stop softcocking and down that pint!
Softcocking by Gareth Wilcox April 9, 2008

Softlocking

A softlock in gaming terminology is when you are stuck at a specific point in a game with no way to get out or escape. This usually happens by glitches and is not an intention feature of the game. A lot of times, you have to start from a different save point or even restart the game entirely to escape it.
Some examples of softlocking are: being unable to progress due to being stuck in an area without the tools to get out, a corrupted save file so that you cannot really progress on that save, etc.

Example sentence: My game glitched out and I'm stuck under the map. I cannot do anything so I think I'm actually softlocked.
Softlocking by lopikm January 27, 2026
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