soccer ref 

The idiot on the field with a yellow shirt only making calls for the other team. He also cards you for asking the time until the game ends.

Blessing: Soccer ref, what’s the time until end game?
Soccer ref: *blows whistle and pulls out yellow card*

soccer ref by ShawnMendes#74 September 16, 2018

soccer mom reflex 

A reflex that occurs when an otherwise well-mannered mother perceives her child has been threatened, slighted or other-wised maligned causing an uncontrolled outburst.

I could feel my soccer mom reflex go into action when I heard another kid's mom getting on to my son. I snapped and said, "Oh, no, you didn't just point your finger at MY son!"

soccer mom reflex by Lil Momacita January 1, 2014

soccerrfdidisdidsijidsjids 

a stupid whay of saying it

hi iker wana play soccer
iker you mean soccerrfdidisdidsijidsjids
david no you idiotic twat tf you think you doing saying these fuckerys

soccerrfdidisdidsijidsjids by i am d@v!d May 10, 2021