Urban Dictionary: sober

sober

stands for son-of-a-b****-everything's-real!

Tom: I...I feel weird.
Ted: Yeah, getting sober does that to you...

by Noodle8 November 24, 2011

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Sober

Definitely on maintenance medication and smoking weed.

I couldn't drive home from the clinic because I was too sober.

by CleanGod100 January 14, 2019

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Sober

Possessed of iron will, but often lacking a sense of humour. Helpful with washing up, finding CDs and lifts home. Probably in need of several stiff drinks!

Douglas is the designated driver tonight, so he has to stay sober.

by LC-DDM June 14, 2018

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Sober

The state of which you are actually so fucked up on alcohol/drugs that you think you are sober when you aren't even close.

Scene of a Party
Ted: Hey man, what's goin on there!
Frank: Nothin much just enjoyin myself

Ted: Yeah man i'm fuckin sober as hell
Frank: Didn't i see you on that couch just downing some tequila?
Ted: No no man don't believe that, i'm sober

by Sloshface budfucker December 11, 2009

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sober

the feel between 7:00 AM and the 7:05 AM beer

Neo : Thomas A. Anderson = Drunk : Sober

by Wes2912 January 10, 2015

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boring, dull, uninteresting.

"Man, that guy is so lame, hes always sober."

by manders0724 June 17, 2007

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Sober

something the boring and useless use as a mask to try and seem better then everyone, when really they only stay that way because they can't face who they are and don't know how to be fun.

"Hi, I don't drink, I'm always sober. Would you like to knit some quilts with me? Maybe later we can share a bag of chips and then watch Full House reruns. Being sober rules!"

by Lottylula May 19, 2008

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