snozzlefroz 

That off-white pastey goo that collects on an unwashed perenium. (taint puddy)

Ane Coulter left snozzlefroz all over the bikeseat.

snozzlefroz by shyjason September 5, 2005

snozzlefonk 

Any unidentifiable stain or mark anywhere. The UFO of stains and marks.

"What's that stuff jamming up the coffee machine?" "oh just a bit of snozzlefonk"

"I thought it was fluff on my undies, but then I realized it was some snozzlefonk"

"Man did you see the night sky, weird looking, a smudge of snozzlefonk I'm thinking"

snozzlefonk by Bagga September 9, 2013

Snazzlefrazzled 

to be completley owned by someone that is more badass than you.

"dammit dude! i just got snazzlefrazzled!"

Snazzlefrazzled by Chewedwaffle June 17, 2012