snozzlefroz

That off-white pastey goo that collects on an unwashed perenium. (taint puddy)

Ane Coulter left snozzlefroz all over the bikeseat.

by shyjason September 5, 2005

snozzlefonk

Any unidentifiable stain or mark anywhere. The UFO of stains and marks.

"What's that stuff jamming up the coffee machine?" "oh just a bit of snozzlefonk"

"I thought it was fluff on my undies, but then I realized it was some snozzlefonk"

"Man did you see the night sky, weird looking, a smudge of snozzlefonk I'm thinking"

by Bagga September 9, 2013

Snazzlefrazzled

to be completley owned by someone that is more badass than you.

"dammit dude! i just got snazzlefrazzled!"

by Chewedwaffle June 17, 2012