snozzlefonk 

Any unidentifiable stain or mark anywhere. The UFO of stains and marks.

"What's that stuff jamming up the coffee machine?" "oh just a bit of snozzlefonk"

"I thought it was fluff on my undies, but then I realized it was some snozzlefonk"

"Man did you see the night sky, weird looking, a smudge of snozzlefonk I'm thinking"

snozzlefonk by Bagga September 9, 2013

snozzlelongtumtum 

to grab someone by the ears and whisper the word "snozzlelongtumtum" and then lick their ear canal and pinch their belly.

hi fred "snozzlelongtumtum"

snozzlelongtumtum by snozzylongtumtum III August 18, 2023