snowball's chance in hell
snowball's chance in hell by jukeboxshowdown May 13, 2005
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Snowball's Law
Like Godwin's law, but with Orwell instead of Hitler.
As an online discussion grows longer and more heated, the probability of a comparison involving the literature of George Orwell approaches 1.
Named after a character in Animal Farm.
As an online discussion grows longer and more heated, the probability of a comparison involving the literature of George Orwell approaches 1.
Named after a character in Animal Farm.
Snowball's Law by rayparlourscurlingirons June 10, 2020
Snowball's Chance In Hell
Where a guy tells his woman that she can give him a snowball kiss after he cums in her mouth, but instead he covers her mouth and punches her in the stomach to make her swallow, and then runs away.
Snowball's Chance In Hell by Fishing Monkey 13 April 24, 2021
Snowball's chance in hell
"That's a great idea to solve the political crisis in Mali. It seems adapted to the context, and is based on discussions with people. But, we are the United Nations, so good ideas have a snowball's chance in hell of surviving."
Snowball's chance in hell by Butch1975. July 31, 2023
A snowball's chance in hell
what you say when something is not likely to happen, nearly impossible. the chance of a snowball surviving in hell
A snowball's chance in hell by dboyfromdahood May 10, 2012
Tolstoy's Snowball
An entity that will survive longer if attacked than if left alone. Reference to Tolstoy's comment in War and Peace that a snowball will stick together as it melts on a stove when it would fall apart if left alone. Lesser known cousin of Chekov's Gun.
Bro #1: Bro, do you want to prank our rival team before the big game?
Bro #2: Nah bro, did you hear them arguing after that last practice? They're Tolstoy's Snowball - they'll play way worse if they don't have us to focus on.
Bro #1: That's wise bro.
Bro #2: Nah bro, did you hear them arguing after that last practice? They're Tolstoy's Snowball - they'll play way worse if they don't have us to focus on.
Bro #1: That's wise bro.
Tolstoy's Snowball by Crazy cow May 9, 2025
snowball surprise
when a girl gives you a blowjob and acts like she swallowed, but didnt. and then she kisses you, to share a mouth full of semen that you didnt expect. hence the *surprise*
snowball surprise by Reek December 15, 2008