Snow Showers 

The act of dumping a semen-filled condom all over your sexual partner as a punishment for lack of satisfactory performance.

When Tony came after only four strokes, I gave him a nice messy snow shower.

Snow Showers by subnetmask July 19, 2004

hulk hogan snow shower 

When a slut is on her knees surrounded by a circle of muscular men (or former pro wrestlers) who jerk off and blow their loads all over her like it's snowing.

Christen waited for the WWE to come to town, then she snuck backstage for a "hulk hogan snow shower".

hulk hogan snow shower by gigantordingdong June 27, 2014

Snow Shower

A sexual act between a man and a woman where the man ejaculates into a fan, spraying the woman with his seed in the process.

Adrian: Yo Bob, I heard you gave Kendra a Snow Shower last night.

Bob: Hells yeah, it took her a good 20 minutes to clean up, and another hour to clean the fan!

Snow Shower by Noss Dormuu January 26, 2011

Snow Shower

The act of cumming on ones self.

My girlfriend wasn’t around this morning, so I took a snow shower.

Snow Shower by Skeetfleet November 28, 2018

golden snow shower 

When you are shovelling snow with a friend and need a warm beverage while you friend has to really pee so they solve two problems with one action.

Person 1: "I'm craving a hot beverage"
Person 2: "I could give you a golden snow shower because I gotta pee."

golden snow shower by psychobtches September 6, 2017

snow shower

the act of covering your partner's face in dandruff or peeling sunburn flakes and then coming on said face

joe: man that sunburn on your head is peeling pretty bad

victor: yeah i gave my girl a snow shower last night

joe: thats pretty nasty dude

snow shower by cbaus5 July 29, 2010

Ethiopian Snowshower 

Having prepared by placing a spaghetti strainer or similar object underneath your bed, you pull out of your sexual partner's mouth just prior to orgasm, hold the spaghetti strainer just above his/her head, and release into it.

"Yea, while getting a blowjob during Legally Blonde 2 last night, I totally gave her an Ethiopian Snowshower."

Ethiopian Snowshower by Gektei February 18, 2010