Sneaky Jesus 

1) Technique used by popular Christian bands to 'sneak' Jesus or religious themes into their music.

2) The act of stealthily slipping a crucifix into the anus of one's partner during sexual intimacy.

Don't trust Keaton, he'll give you a Sneaky Jesus when you're not lookin'.

Sneaky Jesus by Sarah, Liz, Mike January 3, 2006

Sneaky Jesus 

A Sneaky Jesus is sex so hard and fast that only jesus could have done it!

"Hey, i have just gave that dude a Sneaky Jesus!" Ha Ha

Sneaky Jesus by Z-J June 13, 2007

sneaky jesus 

Sex so hard and fast that it could only have been Jesus who snuck up and did it.

The sneaky jesus here is unbelievable!

sneaky jesus by Envy1497 June 19, 2007

Sneaky Jesus 

A hidden theme of Christianity in media such as films, music, and novels.

"Wait, this is...DEAR GOD IT WAS A SNEAKY JESUS ALL ALONG!" - Bamboozled Audience Member

Sneaky Jesus by Larry Lizard March 25, 2011

Sneak peek at Jesus 

To have a near-death experience.

Neil: "Wow, Vince, we all thought you were a goner. I never saw somebody survive being sexually molested by a polar bear!"

Vince: "Dude, I got a sneak peek at Jesus."

Sneak peek at Jesus by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009