by proseb4hos May 25, 2009
A term used by MLG announcer Chris Puckett that doesnt even make sense and doesnt involve assassinations.
by Ghero1014 April 22, 2010
The most sneaky a person could ever be. The ultimate sneakster. The beaver part of the term comes from Mel Gibson’s 2011 movie “The Beaver” in which Mel Gibson uses an alter ego to cope with his mental health issues. The sneaky beaver alter ego refers to the state of the person during a sneaky beaver episode (like a manic state of a bipolar person) however the person is not always sneaky they have states of domestication when they’re not seeking debauchery. These stages of obedience only falsely assure surveillance and enhance the ability to sneak. Coincidentally, or not, the debauchery of choice for the sneaky beaver is often pussy aka beaver.
Even though his baby mama was weary of him cheating he left for work 5 min early to get a blowie from a hooker at a motel en route to work. He is a mother fucking sneaky beaver.
by The Duke of Price Hill February 26, 2019
by beaverwalker February 10, 2011
Alias for a girl that comes into a guys room and sucks his big, hard cock off while he's sleeping. If the guy wakes up, he usually still pretends as though he is sleeping.
Dude, I totally had a sneaky beaver come in on me last night at the hotel. When I woke up, I just put my hands on the back of her neck and slammed my dick into the back of her throat.
by Chizzzzy July 26, 2008
A classic tactic employed by ugly girls who have a hard time getting any, the sneaky beaver is when said girl slips some roofies into your drink and takes you back to her place. As you gradually come to a few hours later, you wonder what your penis is doing in this stranger's vagina. Then it hits you, "shit, it's the sneaky beaver."
by keats!!! January 15, 2010
When a woman dresses like a man to hide her actually being a woman to avoid detection or get something for herself.
Stacy: Oh? Look at him, he's pretty cute. Think he'll buy us all drinks?
Linda: Don't bother. He's a Sneaky Beaver who comes in now and then to get drinks and leave without being hit on.
Linda: Don't bother. He's a Sneaky Beaver who comes in now and then to get drinks and leave without being hit on.
by Sabercaster December 9, 2016