Snarky proper noun: Nickname for the delivery of Amazon products arriving on your front porch whose box bears the amazon-logo smiley face, which upon closer inspection resembles more of a sneer to remind you about the overarching regret you feel for possessing the combination of traits that make said delivery so commonplace: late-night impulsiveness, general laziness, and smugness for being a Prime member.
“Can you grab all the shit off the porch on your way in? Looks like snarky came again”
“Did you order anything lately honey? Looks like snarky took a dump on the porch again.”
“Did you order anything lately honey? Looks like snarky took a dump on the porch again.”
by Burnt_Orange January 8, 2017
by Eva Gale April 29, 2005
"He was so snarky with his fucking attitude. Yeah snarky, its a word, Google that shit. Google magic my friends."
Said by Dane Cook
Said by Dane Cook
by bluematthew97 December 12, 2008
A combination of the words snotty and shark. Usually associated with a comment that is clever, sarcastic and always mean-spirited, often delivered with feigned innocence, and an UNintended tinge of hypocrisy.
SNARKY comments often produce an almost embarrassed laugh from the listener who thinks, "I shouldn't really laugh at what was just said, but it's so TRUE/APPROPRIATE!"
Snarky comments are most effective when spoken in a low voice as to be audible only to those nearby at solemn occassions, such as a funeral.
SNARKY comments often produce an almost embarrassed laugh from the listener who thinks, "I shouldn't really laugh at what was just said, but it's so TRUE/APPROPRIATE!"
Snarky comments are most effective when spoken in a low voice as to be audible only to those nearby at solemn occassions, such as a funeral.
"HAA-ha!": Nelson from the Simpsons.
At a wedding: "Oh, how INTERESTING! She's actually wearing WHITE!"
At a church service: "Do you think membership would increase if they TOASTED those things?"
"I shouldn't really laugh at what was just said, but it's so TRUE and so SNARKY!"
At a wedding: "Oh, how INTERESTING! She's actually wearing WHITE!"
At a church service: "Do you think membership would increase if they TOASTED those things?"
"I shouldn't really laugh at what was just said, but it's so TRUE and so SNARKY!"
by glazeonglass May 24, 2008
by Creepy Gnome July 21, 2009
Tom was bring really snarky today. Sometimes people take it the wrong way, but he is just trying to make them smile.
by panda3852 November 3, 2011
The ideal adjective for describing Severus Snape, of the Harry Potter series. There simply is no better way.
by LammySees June 19, 2008