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Swampstitution

Swampstitution is a term recognizing that the Swamp was designed by the Constitution to keep the subjects obedient to the Institution of a Special Interests that exploits the vulnerable parts of its population in order to advance its own powers over the subjects.
Qualified immunity is an example of the Swampstitution, by excusing government officials from the consequences of violating the law and Constitution, meanwhile the average citizen is expected to follow the law to the dot and the citizen is mislead to believe that the Constitution affords the citizen protection from government overreach all while Qualified Immunity is the exception to the expectation.

Government imposes strict parking laws while exempting themselves to park in spaces that are marked as no parking.

Government exploiting Climate Change, race and other important issues to advance more regulations against the little guy while exempting themselves and their cronies from the law.

President imposing a heavy tariff on imports from X country and then exempting companies like Apple from the tariff.

Politician declaring that all restaurants should be closed as nonessential during a pandemic and then going out with friends to dine at a restaurant.
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016