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I need to snap shit if I'm going to get there on time.
snap shit by deckity August 31, 2011
Urban Dictionary Merch
A term coined by yours truly, used to combine, synergistically, the meanings of oh snap and oh shit, to convey a deeper sense of humiliation and embarrassment.

Usage may vary between 'snap shit!', 'oh snap shit!', 'aww snap shit!', or the addition of an 's' as in 'snap shits!'.
Example 1:

Sal J: Man Isa you were on fire last night on Halo 3
Ammr: Yea you totally pwned both of us, we got no kills!
Isa: Lol you noobs, I wasn't playing last night, it was my baby sister!
Majed: Aww Snap shits!

Example 2:

Isa and Ammr playing Fear
Isa: man this game is creepy!
*something scary happens*
Ammr: OMG i just crapped my pants!
Isa: snap shits!

Example 3:

Person 1: man that girl is ugly
Person 2: that's my sister you bitch
Person 3: Oh snap shit!!
snap shit by Aymenov April 3, 2008
Military See: toe the line
You'll snap shit when you go to the war soldier, or you'll come back in a rubber sack.
snap shit by Cosmicstargoat May 14, 2004
One that snapchats while shitting
Stacey is such a snap shitter
Snap shit by GangbangGrandma August 6, 2017

snap shit and tally ho 

we need to get going
snap shit and tally ho by Whoreball December 1, 2024

Snapshit 

A disappearing message of one's own poo, usually sent at a strategic time, such as before a job interview or on a birthday.
I sent my sister a snapshit early this morning to start her day off right.
Snapshit by Poopoopranker1 May 21, 2013

snapshit 

A photograph lacking in artistic merit. The term implies that the photograph at the level of a typical shitty snapshot. Used especially for photos which are claimed to exhibit talent but actually display none. Sometimes used in a self-deprecating manner to refer to one's own photographs.
LOL that guy thinks he's an artist, but his photos are just snapshits.
snapshit by Mr Fnord January 2, 2011
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