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snaketongue 

when you roll a blunt so packed it looks a bit green (this doesnt really matter, the snake tongue bit is at the end so it can be a joint too), then you twist the end and split it in to two bits of paper and roll them up to make it look like a snake tongue.
make a snaketongue, take a pic of it and post it on here. thanks :)
snaketongue by TigerBass September 2, 2011
Words you can keep

Snaketongue 

When a stray pube covers your penis hole and the pee splits into two separate streams...like the tongue of a snake.
1) Noun
"Dude I had a crazy snaketongue this morning, I could barely get anything in the bowl."

2) Verb
"I was snaketonguing like crazy today, my bathroom floor is covered in piss."
Snaketongue by Ruby Mike July 14, 2017

snake tongue 

the deformation of a stream of urine (usually split in half like a snake's tongue) caused by a prior masturbation session, that has allowed the semen to dry inside of the urethra. usually accompanied by a surprised look from the pisser.
n00dles: brb bathroom

clam: okey

n00dles: awww fuck, I snake tongued

clam: LOLOLOLOLOL
snake tongue by ogsclam August 13, 2010

snake tongue urination 

When your urine stream comes out in two streams instead of a single stream.
I had to wipe off the toilet seat because I had snake tongue urination.
snake tongue urination by mike daunt September 22, 2013

snake tongue 

the result of accidentally defecating one's self whilst wearing thong underwear. (see also: smt)
I was laughing so hard that I crapped myself and my thong created a snake tongue.
snake tongue by Anon123432123 July 6, 2009
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

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