Smyrna

Also known as the S.V., by people who grew up there in the 1990s. A very small city also called Jonquil City, located to the north of Atlanta, GA. Sometimes confused to be Vinings, although Vinings is technically not a city and is only a neighborhood combined of Smyrna and Atlanta. Much of the time, Smyrna is also confused with Marietta, GA because Smyrna is very small and it's hard to figure out when you have entered and left it.

"Where is Smyrna?"

"We just drove through it."

"I thought we were in Marietta."

"We were, but Smyrna is three minutes driving through so we are back in Marietta again."

by LostinGA April 6, 2012

Smyrna

A small town in bumfuck nowhere, New York where meth dealers run wild and the pot heads outnumber black of grass.

I am glad I am not from Smyrna!

by Nayte_dd May 2, 2018

Smyrna

noun - A crappy little town in Rutherford County, TN made famous for it's ignorant police who once raided and shut down all of the CBD shops because the police thought

legalized CBD and THC were the same thing.

Pers 1) Do you know the Sam Davis home was a huge plantation run with slaves, and the city is proud of that place?

Pers 2) Only in Smyrna, man, only in Smyrna.

by Fuckin Slayer Fan April 9, 2022

Smyrna 'Stache

A thin, lightly pigmented mustache that is typically sported by young men in or near Smyrna, TN.

"He has a great body but I just can't see past his Smyrna 'Stache."

by Baxtastic November 25, 2009

Smyrna Cut

Hair cut in which head is shaved and bangs are left, usually to be curled under and left to dangle over the forehead.

That dude still got a Smyrna cut from middle school!

by ahaley616 September 19, 2011

smyrna bangs

Smyrna Bangs can be achieved from curling your bangs, spraying with hairspray, then teasing your bangs with a comb or pick and spraying with hair spray again. The higher and stiffer you can get them the better.

She must use a whole can of Aqua Net to get those Smyrna Bangs so stiff and high. I bet a tornado couldn't mess those Smyrna Bangs up.

by Racegirl8346 October 6, 2013

Smyrna Bangs

Hairstyle belonging to a young man from the town of Smyrna,TN, usually the the owner of a low-rider S-10 or similar weiner dog-looking truck, consisting of a .5 guard all over the head with the exception of a short, free-standing fringe across the forehead.

Did you see the Smyrna Bangs on that guy? I already know what he drives.

by PsychFolkArt January 7, 2023