Smurf Shit

Slang for Blue Tack

Smurf Shit doesn't come out easily if left for ages.

Smurf Shit by Endless Vertigo December 21, 2008

shit and smurf 

what the fuck

what the shit and smurf was that

shit and smurf by blitser76767676676766767676767 May 27, 2022

Shit Surf 

Surfing the internet on your smartphone while taking a shit at work.

Bro1- Hey bro what do you do at work?
Bro2- Dude, I shit surf all day.
Bro1- That’s cool as fuck I need a job like that.
Bro2- Yeah man, I roll into the handicap stall at least 6-7 times a day to shit surf. Sometimes I don’t even shit, pure bordem sends me to the boss free sanctuary.

Shit Surf by AA-Team May 6, 2009

shit and surf 

The act of using your laptop and browsing the internet whilst also using the toilet.

guy 1 on msn: hey man, wuu2?
guy 2: just having a shit and surf
guy 1: thats foul. lemme know when your off the bog, then i might reconsider our friendship.
guy 2: thats a bit harsh...
guy 1: WELL LIFES HARSH, DEAL WITH IT.
guy 2: *cries*

shit and surf by eeeisforellen June 29, 2009

shit n surf 

The beautiful combination of a wireless internet connection and a laptop allowing you to access the net from ur bathroom

dude: where u at?
timeem: im on the toilet shitting and surfing
dude : lmao

shit n surf by Timeem April 22, 2005

Smurfshit 

A live action adaptation of a popular childrens media franchise where the titular character(s) are transported to the real world, complete with human companions, photorealistic interpretations of iconic characters, shots with the main character and their human companion in a car, and plenty of too-obvious callbacks to the franchise.

Person 1: I want to see The (Insert Franchise Here) Movie. I grew up with this franchise as a kid.

Person 2: This movie looks like a load of smurfshit.

Smurfshit by CrazyCockatoo2003 February 21, 2025

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005