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smurf balls 

This term reflects the compound act of two poor decisions. 1) Using a Port-a-John (Job Johnny, Johnny on the Spot, et al.) 2) Grinding out a depth charge into the murky abyss. For when you choose to do both you are likely to emerge from the compact bowel booth with a set of smurf balls, as your testicles are splashed with a coating of azure hued ass water.
Dubbs insisted on using the Job Johnny and he was rewarded with a pair of smurf balls for his stupidity.
smurf balls by Mike Dennison July 8, 2007
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Smurf Ball 

The name given to the act of dropping a hard packed snowball into a port-o-potty or out-house through the outside vent while in use.

The resulting splash often creates smurf balls.
Dude I hate my co-workers. I went to take a dump and they smurf ball'd me.
Smurf Ball by Demnar November 12, 2010

Smurfball 

The act of blowing papa smurf and then snowballing with a shipmate
Listerine couldn't get the blue out of my mouth after my shipmate smurfballed me.
Smurfball by TM1 July 27, 2011
When you're sitting on the toilet after a mega dump and you reach back for a courtesy flush. All of a sudden you feel your nads surfing right before the toilet overflows and floods your socks. Not a good feeling and one that's best avoided.
Instead of flushing, the toilet gave me a ball surf.
ball surf by Joe Guru January 11, 2017
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