smugglin' cornflakes Share definition Flag A phrase for someone who has cellulite, usually on the backs of the legs. Sally doesn't look good in a bathing suit. That bitch is smugglin' cornflakes. smugglin' cornflakes by a myriad of lights June 25, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the smugglin' cornflakes mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch