Man Smoothie is figurative language for cumming a lot. It’s so much cum that one might call it a smoothie.
My partner calls me Man Smoothie because I cum a lot in her mouth and she enjoys it. She told me it is the yummiest smoothie known to man kind.
by TheawesomeCheese April 13, 2022
Spent male ejaculate, meant for their partner's oral consumption but pretty much okay to leave anywhere. Particularly tasty to members of the University of Texas football team.
by theoriginalsteevio September 25, 2022
John: "Hey my drink tastes a bit off, are you sure you made this right?"
Jeff: "You idiot, you fell for a dude smoothie"
Jeff: "You idiot, you fell for a dude smoothie"
by GiffKeplen September 29, 2021
by Bigboyshlongus January 2, 2020
A person (typically a female) who takes an excessive amount of time to make a smoothie, then becomes angry when her man whips up a superior smoothie in a fraction of the time.
by R Dingle March 29, 2015
A blended mixture of banana and other ingredients, often sweet, into a mixture that can be drunk for enjoyment.
by ICouldBeACactus January 11, 2023
Banana smoothie is a phrase used to friends meaning "Please give me some attention".
The phrase is mostly used in the Australian language and mostly used as teenagers.
The phrase is mostly used in the Australian language and mostly used as teenagers.
by Banana.faith.smoothie November 24, 2020