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smooth sailing

easy going, an unbumpy ride into the future.
"I've finally got that out of the way". "Well, now it's smooth sailing from here"
by shortanstuff February 6, 2009
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Smooth Sailing

masturbating with sand paper in hand
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smooooooooooooooooooth sailing, smooth sailing
by Roberto Esteban Rodriguez April 3, 2008
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smooth sailing

"That bitch was smooth sailing!"

"She wasn't smooth sailing and now I'm not going to be able to fuck for two months!"

"That homeless bum can smooth sail all night for some crack."
by C Witt July 23, 2008
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smooth sailin'

The act of jacking off with the assistance of sand paper. The name is derived from sand paper's ability to smooth out wood.
Dude, do you have any sand paper because I really want some smooth sailin'
by Sampson Walterson February 17, 2008
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smooth sailin'

When someone jacks off with sand paper. Typically one who is in to masochist things would perform this.
Hey, what aisle is the sand paper on? I want to go smooth sailin'.
by Krl Wnslw February 17, 2008
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