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Smooth Sailing 

masturbating with sand paper in hand
See smooth sailin' for a more extensive definition
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smooth sailing 

adj.
The lack of teeth dragging during fellatio.
"That bitch was smooth sailing!"

"She wasn't smooth sailing and now I'm not going to be able to fuck for two months!"

"That homeless bum can smooth sail all night for some crack."
smooth sailing by C Witt July 23, 2008

smooth sailin'

The act of jacking off with the assistance of sand paper. The name is derived from sand paper's ability to smooth out wood.
Dude, do you have any sand paper because I really want some smooth sailin'
smooth sailin' by Sampson Walterson February 17, 2008

smooth sailin'

When someone jacks off with sand paper. Typically one who is in to masochist things would perform this.
Hey, what aisle is the sand paper on? I want to go smooth sailin'.
smooth sailin' by Krl Wnslw February 17, 2008

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026