The first gay Christian. Evidence of Smidor was found inscribed upon wooden plates in the sewers of Chicago, where it said (after being translated): "And lo, God looked upon Smidor, and said 'It's cool.' And lo, Smidor was allowed to be gay. Thanks God."
It's also pronounced with an invisible b, like "Smibdor."
I just read a really interesting article about Smidor. Did you know he used his enchanted revolver to shoot Nephilim after they rebelled against God, and that's why Nephilim don't exist today?
1. When you allow the water in the shower to run down your arm, then you lift you hand as if to shoot web like Spiderman.
2. You do this in the shower and it is awesome.
Prima: So, what did you do today?
Secunda: I Spodormon'ed in the shower.
Prima: Was it awesome?
Secunda: Fuck year!
A pun that combines the words tanorexic and smoker and shares mane of the same attributes: skin as supple as a 300 y.o. saddle baked in the sun, body mass index of a carton of unfiltered Camel cigarettes, husky voice of Patty and Selma from the Simpson's if they had laryngitis, but with the added twist of an oxycodone addiction which would make her an ideal firefighter were it not for her aversion to work.
Q. Did you see that fire east of Hemet?
A. Indeed! They need a fire line of smokorexic grandmas like my neighbor. She can't get smoke inhalation, can't get burned, and has a high pain threshold due to her Oxy addiction.