Bohemian Love Smock

Another name for a Mexican Baja Hoodie, generally woven from wool. It is usually coarse and loose, but can be worn in a range of temperatures, due to the fabric's ability to breathe. Often linked with drugs, as they were originally woven from hemp. See drug rug

Felipe: Hey man, isn't that a Baja hoodie?

John: Yeah, but I just call it a Bohemian Love Smock

by Bohemian Love Smock September 17, 2014

hock da smock

1. Good looking woman/women
2. Hot chick
3. Pussy

Wow, there’s lots of hock da smock working in the clubhouse.

Our waitress is hock da smock.

High quality HDS!

by Jack Stout December 14, 2018

Cock Smock

Adj. To describe someone's dick that is wearing a condom ,or A really Gay painter.

" Did you suck his cock smock?"
" No i decided to wait "

by Crazy as a Cracker April 22, 2009

smock joke

A mixture of the word "smock" (refering to the article of clothing) and of the phrase "cock joke" which was popularized by Stamper from his newgrounds parody.

Smock Jesus: Hey Brandon, cock joke!
Smock God: *looks at smock* Smock Joke.

by SaintSin14 October 26, 2008

Smock

A man will a microscopic cock

I am not have sex with him, he has a smock

by Smock man April 18, 2022

SMOCKED

The act of either attracting a person with your charm, or repelling them with your fist.

Person 1: I totally just smocked a spider in Skyrim.
Person 2: Not sure if I should be impressed or grossed out.

by JackTheKnife469 May 17, 2020

Smock Drawer

Sock drawer for your smocks. A sign of elegance, taste, and class.

Every visitor to my home is permitted to wear one of my smocks. Please select one to your liking from my smock drawer.

by Newton Orchid October 8, 2018