Adj. To describe someone's dick that is wearing a condom ,or A really Gay painter.
" Did you suck his cock smock?"
" No i decided to wait "
by Crazy as a Cracker April 21, 2009
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Joshua Smock is a guy. yea he kinda cool
DO you know who Joshua Smock is?
by ifuckbabies November 02, 2021
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When your cute waiter's crotch is blocked from view because they have a smock or apron covering that area.
I was trying to peep what my waiter was packing in his pants, but I got smock blocked.
by ThirstyLittleMoose October 21, 2020
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Sock drawer for your smocks. A sign of elegance, taste, and class.
Every visitor to my home is permitted to wear one of my smocks. Please select one to your liking from my smock drawer.
by Newton Orchid October 07, 2018
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The act of either attracting a person with your charm, or repelling them with your fist.
Person 1: I totally just smocked a spider in Skyrim.
Person 2: Not sure if I should be impressed or grossed out.
by JackTheKnife469 May 17, 2020
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A mixture of the word "smock" (refering to the article of clothing) and of the phrase "cock joke" which was popularized by Stamper from his newgrounds parody.
Smock Jesus: Hey Brandon, cock joke!
Smock God: *looks at smock* Smock Joke.
by SaintSin14 October 26, 2008
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Smock-like shirt-blouse-tunic-coat favored by dictators and dictator-wannabes such as Kim Jong Un, Dr. Evil, Gadaffi, and Hillary Clinton.
Check out the dictator smock that Hillary Clinton was wearing for her speech last night. She must be taking fashion advice from Kim Jong Il.
by Juan230 April 21, 2016
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