SMNN of Cum, Ejaculate and more or just SMNN, is the most reliable news source, started by Gabe Cataldi (aka Beastchild or Bstchld) As the title would imply, this channel is about semen. Cataldi will commentate over any video that has semen in it or imply that there is semen.

Tonight on SMNN: The cum sandwich. Now, nutritionally speaking, this particular hoagie i- oh, fuck! We gotta run that back. I was about to say that it's a good source of protein in the form of children. But homie just blew his load

SMNN by rondalkb10 October 28, 2023

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SMNN

The Most reliable source of information owned by BeastChild and it is dedicated to providing people with information about cum and ejaculate and semen.

TV: plays SMNN
Guy: SHUT UP GUYS SMNN IS ON
everyone else: alr

SMNN by werykul November 21, 2023

SMNN

A youtube shorts news, consisting about cum, ejaculate, semen. It also includes cocaine, meth, and black tar heroin. And it was made by a cartel drug lord who delivers kilos of cocaina de colombiana internationally. He also delivers semen on a jar or a mini jar (y'know that little thing the plastic one or the glass one).

Man: Turns on TV
bstchld (news reporter): Tonight on SMNN a special report into cum collectors, black market dealers disrupting the sperm bank agency, authorities are quote: "cracking down on illegal jizztribution". While the public has responded and quote: "Let him cook!"

SMNN by ohiolevel5gyatt December 13, 2023

SMNN

Semen + CNN

Tonight on SMNN..

SMNN by person1clone December 10, 2024

Tonight on SMNN:

SMNN is similar to CNN but we talk about come. Popularized by bstchld

Tonight on SMNN: An investigative report into one of the largest come factories in the world. Are we witnessing the industrial revolution of jizz? And who exactly is purchasing all this eja-

Tonight on SMNN: by GYM2Quick September 15, 2023

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026