SMNN of Cum, Ejaculate and more or just SMNN, is the most reliable news source, started by Gabe Cataldi (aka Beastchild or Bstchld) As the title would imply, this channel is about semen. Cataldi will commentate over any video that has semen in it or imply that there is semen.
Tonight on SMNN: The cum sandwich. Now, nutritionally speaking, this particular hoagie i- oh, fuck! We gotta run that back. I was about to say that it's a good source of protein in the form of children. But homie just blew his load
A youtube shorts news, consisting about cum, ejaculate, semen. It also includes cocaine, meth, and black tar heroin. And it was made by a cartel drug lord who delivers kilos of cocaina de colombiana internationally. He also delivers semen on a jar or a mini jar (y'know that little thing the plastic one or the glass one).
Man: Turns on TV
bstchld (news reporter): Tonight on SMNN a special report into cum collectors, black market dealers disrupting the sperm bank agency, authorities are quote: "cracking down on illegal jizztribution". While the public has responded and quote: "Let him cook!"
Tonight on SMNN: An investigative report into one of the largest come factories in the world. Are we witnessing the industrial revolution of jizz? And who exactly is purchasing all this eja-
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.