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A short term for Semen popularized by @bstchld
a guy: Did you see the SMNN? Someone bought a gallon of cum!
another guy: um excuse me what the actual fuck
smnn by Cum factory August 22, 2023
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SMNN of Cum, Ejaculate and more or just SMNN, is the most reliable news source, started by Gabe Cataldi (aka Beastchild or Bstchld) As the title would imply, this channel is about semen. Cataldi will commentate over any video that has semen in it or imply that there is semen.
Tonight on SMNN: The cum sandwich. Now, nutritionally speaking, this particular hoagie i- oh, fuck! We gotta run that back. I was about to say that it's a good source of protein in the form of children. But homie just blew his load
SMNN by rondalkb10 October 28, 2023
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The Most reliable source of information owned by BeastChild and it is dedicated to providing people with information about cum and ejaculate and semen.
TV: plays SMNN
Guy: SHUT UP GUYS SMNN IS ON
everyone else: alr
SMNN by werykul November 21, 2023
A youtube shorts news, consisting about cum, ejaculate, semen. It also includes cocaine, meth, and black tar heroin. And it was made by a cartel drug lord who delivers kilos of cocaina de colombiana internationally. He also delivers semen on a jar or a mini jar (y'know that little thing the plastic one or the glass one).
Man: Turns on TV
bstchld (news reporter): Tonight on SMNN a special report into cum collectors, black market dealers disrupting the sperm bank agency, authorities are quote: "cracking down on illegal jizztribution". While the public has responded and quote: "Let him cook!"
SMNN by ohiolevel5gyatt December 13, 2023
SMNN by person1clone December 10, 2024

Tonight on SMNN: 

SMNN is similar to CNN but we talk about come. Popularized by bstchld
Tonight on SMNN: An investigative report into one of the largest come factories in the world. Are we witnessing the industrial revolution of jizz? And who exactly is purchasing all this eja-
Tonight on SMNN: by GYM2Quick September 15, 2023
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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