SMNN of Cum, Ejaculate and more or just SMNN, is the most reliable news source, started by Gabe Cataldi (aka Beastchild or Bstchld) As the title would imply, this channel is about semen. Cataldi will commentate over any video that has semen in it or imply that there is semen.
Tonight on SMNN: The cum sandwich. Now, nutritionally speaking, this particular hoagie i- oh, fuck! We gotta run that back. I was about to say that it's a good source of protein in the form of children. But homie just blew his load
by rondalkb10 October 28, 2023
a guy: Did you see the SMNN? Someone bought a gallon of cum!
another guy: um excuse me what the actual fuck
another guy: um excuse me what the actual fuck
by Cum factory August 22, 2023
Tonight on SMNN: An investigative report into one of the largest come factories in the world. Are we witnessing the industrial revolution of jizz? And who exactly is purchasing all this eja-
by GYM2Quick September 15, 2023
The Most reliable source of information owned by BeastChild and it is dedicated to providing people with information about cum and ejaculate and semen.
by werykul November 22, 2023
A youtube shorts news, consisting about cum, ejaculate, semen. It also includes cocaine, meth, and black tar heroin. And it was made by a cartel drug lord who delivers kilos of cocaina de colombiana internationally. He also delivers semen on a jar or a mini jar (y'know that little thing the plastic one or the glass one).
Man: Turns on TV
bstchld (news reporter): Tonight on SMNN a special report into cum collectors, black market dealers disrupting the sperm bank agency, authorities are quote: "cracking down on illegal jizztribution". While the public has responded and quote: "Let him cook!"
bstchld (news reporter): Tonight on SMNN a special report into cum collectors, black market dealers disrupting the sperm bank agency, authorities are quote: "cracking down on illegal jizztribution". While the public has responded and quote: "Let him cook!"
by ohiolevel5gyatt December 13, 2023