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Two very large masses of muscle that cling onto Smithy's legs, although they appear to be part of Smithy, they are in no way a part of him, although they do like being called Smithy's calves. Smithy always denies that 'his' calves are not that big, but it is fairly obvious to everyone else that they are the size of two Sam Dorringtons.
Holy f*ck! It's Smithys Calves
by Shmot dog August 19, 2012
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