smile dick

A smile dick is a dick that has been infected with a terrible std. It is in poor mental health and has only one thing to do and thats smile.

"hey did you see that nasty gigilos dick?"
"yeah it was mest up he had a smile dick"

by Yomomma June 20, 2006

I suck his dick with a Smile for hours at a time

A meme'd phrase from the Song "Mask (Sus Remix" By Dream

Person 1: "I suck his dick with a Smile for hours at a Time"
Person 2: "Bro tf?.."

by Isuckhis January 31, 2023

Smiley's dick

a gigantic dick, approximately 11 inches, only the best of the best can have it. the best of the best being "Smiley", or in another words, you could call him "Smiles". hella girls love this dick and yet no one has ever seen it in its true form, people have only heard stories about this beast. soon it shall be in action, and all the legends will be proven to be correct.

girl 1: omg have you seen smiley's dick?! it's so big!

girl 2: i know right, how is it even real!

girl 1: idk but i'ma be on that thing all day ;)

by baselgod June 24, 2018