smell test 

A test done by men during foreplay, to see if a girl is clean enough to go down on. At some point after manual contact has occurred, you get your hand back into range of your nose and sniff without her noticing, easily done behind her back while kissing the side of her neck.

Last night I was getting ready to DATY with Genni, but she failed the smell test. Good thing I checked!

smell test by Tryst October 2, 2007

Smell Test 

A method (usually utilized only by the male population) to determine if an article of clothing is wearable. To administer the test, simply hold the piece of clothing to your nose and take a whiff. If the item passes the smell test (or smells relatively clean), it is generally assumed to be safe to wear. If the article smells like a gym locker, then it will usually be tossed aside and the wearer will look for another piece of clothing to wear instead.

I smell tested seven shirts this morning before I found this one to wear.

Smell Test by .jaeD June 12, 2007

smell test 

When you have no more clean clothes and the only clothes that you have are on the floor. So you go and pick them up and give them a good sniff, if they don't stink you wear it.

"Dude, I had to do a smell test on my shirt today."

smell test by COBullrider May 2, 2007

smell test 

the test mom's give their teens to check for cigarettes, pot or alcohol.

i give my son the smell test when he's been out with friends.

smell test by bridget mcintosh October 1, 2007

Smell Test 

Contrary to the clothes and snatch smell test, the post-poop smell test is used to determine whether or not the pooper's hands need cleansing. Positive results = fingers smell like poop = hand has come in contact with butthole = hand-washing necessary. Negative results = finger smell does not resemble feces = successful wipe = hand-washing deemed frivolous

Man 1: Sir, you did not wash your hands?

Man 2: Indeed good fellow. However, my hands smelled of bacon so I know I am safe.

Man 1: Shit. That smell test is the real deal.

Smell Test by Jako Kot July 26, 2010

Smelly Dick Test 

When a guy takes a shower and rubs his bellend and smells it to check to see if his dick smells or not. Usually done when before going to get laid

Dude, lucky I did the smelly dick test last night before meeting suzie. My dick was cheesier than McDonald's mozzarella sticks

Smelly Dick Test by Bobcake21 September 18, 2017

smellest 

(v) to attack someone in order to smell a fragrance on their body; to make a sexual advance based on a scentual attraction

my girlfriend smellested me after I put on her favorite fragrance

smellest by .....?...... December 9, 2008