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1. The moist and aromatic goodness that hangs from the under-sacks of self righteous translator contractors in Baghdad. Sometimes found on their upper lips.

2. condiment

2. The 'cream-beef' sauce that KBR serves in the morning.
"umm..you've got something there..no..on your lip, some smegma or something"
by Absinthee June 03, 2005
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"Analogous to tears, smegma is the compilation of secretions by ectopic sebaceous glands located in the prepuce, the seminal secretions of the Cowper's gland and the prostate, the mucin content of the secretions of the urethral glands, and the sloughed epithelial cells. It provides the necessary mucosal lubricant and moisturizer and is rich in sexual pheromones. The prepuce normally prevents detection of this phenomenally charged scent until the glans is exposed at the time erection takes place." - Robert S. Van Howe, MD

"Smegma is probably the most misunderstood, most unjustifiably maligned substance in nature. Smegma is clean, not dirty, and is beneficial and necessary. It moisturizes the glans and keeps it smooth, soft, and supple. Its antibacterial and antiviral properties keep the penis clean and healthy. All mammals produce smegma." - Thomas J. Ritter, MD
"Is smegma useful? Yes, certainly. It lubricates the cavity between the foreskin of the penis and the glans, thus allows smooth movement between them during intercourse ... Nature has ... provided a natural ointment, smegma, to ensure easy lubrication and protect this delicate region of the male genital organ. / To secure its even distribution, smegma is formed from the whole inner surface of the foreskin cavity ... Smegma production ... is concentrated in the cells of innumerable small prominences, minute microscopic protrusions of various shapes and sizes found on the inner surface of the foreskin cavity ... Sexual intercourse becomes a regular feature of life (in adulthood) and the function of smegma assumes its full value ... Freshly formed smegma ... is a wholesome lubricant--making for ease in erection and smoothness in sexual intercourse." - Joyce Wright, MD
by The Lactivist Intactivist January 16, 2007
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A transliteration of the Greek word óìÞãìá for soap. Its antibacterial properties keep the genitals healthy. In males, smegma is also produced as a lubricant to allow smooth movement between the foreskin and the glans between intercourse. Due to male circumcision it is more common in females.
As long as you wipe it (well) everyday, smegma will help keep the doctor at bay.
by Sugarlips November 19, 2006
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The thick greasy discharge found only when stomping, or putting pressure on a three-day-old dead woman's stomach. The discharge will quickly evacuate from the dead woman's vagina with minimal pressure.
Aaron + smegma = good times!
by christopher e. cole September 24, 2006
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A cheese-like substance. Usually sticky, gooey, or a yellow color. My dad made this word when he spilled some on his shirt.
"Aw man! I got smegma all over my new shirt!"
by Steph Noneofyourbusiness April 15, 2010
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