smegepump

this was a term created by a three year old boy which describes the act of "brown lovin"

i will come over there and smegepump you

by gary pierotti March 17, 2005

smegalump

Smegalumps are the small white spots on the helmet of the penis when one peals back the foreskin. This is due to someone not cleaning themselves properly or not having a good standard of hygiene.

To use in a sentence - You dirty little smegalump or you stupid smeghead!!

by DrTurner October 26, 2010