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Smart Person 

Someone who is intelligent. Stereotyped to be obnoxious, geeky and have no sense of humor. That isn't true. There are two types of smart, Book Smart and Street Smart.
Stranger: Hey Kid, want a piece of candy?
Street Smart Person: Thanks, but no thanks.

Teacher: What is 63 times 99?
Book Smart Person: It is 6237.
Smart Person by blahbalh5567 September 4, 2010
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Smart Person 

Someone who is better than you at something you are good at.
<Marketer>Oh, Jimmy the computer guy? He's just a geek. But my boss Karen is *Super* smart.

<Christian>Jeremy is such a smart person! Give him any just about any religious quote, and he can tell you who said it and usually which book of the bible it came from!

<Scientist>Bob's a smart guy. His conclusions are always in line with the numbers and he seldom resorts to philosophical arguments to prove his points.

<Fashion snob>My auto mechanic is such an idiot. If he cleaned up the waiting room a bit, replaced some old furniture, and put some interesting things on the walls, he could double his business!
<Cooler mate>So why do you use him?
<Fashion snob>He's good with cars!
Smart Person by jovanzi September 20, 2012

Smart person 

Someone who thinks they’re so smart they think they’re better than everyone else.

They rarely think about much other than equations and science.
Very condescending to others and egotistical
Better than any of the hardest tests you can get.
Look at Aoife talking to the science teacher all day about chemistry, she’s such a ‘smart person’
Smart person by Histo-horse March 7, 2019

very smart person 

someone whose vanity and undeserved sense of moral superiority allows them to be manipulated into supporting phony policies and ideologies. also can be called "useful idiots"
Bill is still tweeting misinformation about Russiagate - he thinks he sounds like a smart person, but he really sounds like a Very Smart Person

smart dumb person

You’re smart academically but a dumbass in anything else
You’re a really smart dumb person
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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