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Smart friend 

A smart friend is someone you're probably only friends with because they are really smart and they get good grades in every subject. You use them to copy all the homework, get all the exam questions and get help with projects and written products.
John: hey Kira and Kyla seem like really good friends!
Bob: lmao she doesn't know it, but Kyla is Kira's smart friend.
Smart friend by EmoLife May 8, 2017
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Slap your smart friend 

On December 11 you must slap your friend that has straight As.
For a special best friend.
Slap your smart friend
Slap your smart friend by Forcitlali December 10, 2019

SmartFriend 

Bullshit made by HP that charges you $100 to do whatever the hell they want to your PC.
Hobo 1: Bro i called Smartfriend because my hp notebook sucks ass, i paid $100 for nothing. Those fags.

Hobo 2: haha bitch
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026