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small mouth syndrome 

Also known as SMS. The condition manifests itself in adults whose mouths do not grow in proportion to their face as they mature. These individuals have child sized orifices. They can usually be identified using words like "supes" and "totes" which are easier for them to pronounce. See also Taylor Lamontism.
Taylor Lamont's small mouth syndrome was apparent as he made judgy facial expressions at the HRC Gala.

smallmathguy

“Hey, you’re such a smallmathguy”
“what no i’m not a cat”
smallmathguy by Anatis August 10, 2023

smashmouth 

authentic, raw, real, hardcore, manly; as opposed to wussified, metrosexual, fake
Usually used in connection with American Football, "to play smashmouth football"; allegedly coined by Chicago Bears coach Mike Ditka.
Also the name of two US-American bands.
"Oo-er, I'm afraid I've strained my ankle and need to be rushed to the hospital!"
"Forget it! We're playing smashmouth Rayman Raving Rabbids here!"
smashmouth by Zwentibold January 14, 2008

Smashmouth 

To refuse to eat eggs for charity
Don't smashmouth, man! Eat the eggs!
Smashmouth by Lavrant June 21, 2011

Small Mouth Disorder 

A rare yet serious disorder which gives the victim the appearance of a small fish such as a bluegill. It also makes it impossible for the victim to digest foods other than M&M's or raisins. Also known as Bluegillitis.
I often wondered why Craig looked like such a bluegill until I found out he had Small Mouth Disorder, or Bluegillitis.

There is little hope for those with Small Mouth Disorder. Poor Craig, they may never find a cure.

smashmouth golf

An elite circuit of golfers who embrace the 'three yards and a cloud of dust' mentality on and off the links.
The Smashmouth Golf survival kit includes white castle, a long putter, gold bond, and 100 coors.
smashmouth golf by Crooked Face March 12, 2011