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shit hammered through a small hole 

To look or feel terrible, as would shit when forcibly extruded through a tiny hole.

A general expression of utter terribleness.
"Man you look hungover!"
"Yeah, I feel like shit hammered through a small hole"

i smell shit face 

The face that you make when you smell everything at once. The smell underneath the smell.
Hey Melvin? Why do you have the I smell shit face? Oh nevermind, you smell what we can't.

Stall Shit 

When you have to shit, but don't want to touch the toilet seat, so you pull your pants down and hover over the seat, but misjudge your angle and spew diarrhea all over the back of the toilet and stall walls. Also called a "Famous Daves".
I feel bad for the guy at Famous Daves that has to clean up that stall shit at the end of his shift. Man, that guy really did a "Famous Daves" in there!
Stall Shit by Martin_Bishop June 14, 2018

like smell on shit 

An expression describing how close one thing or person is to another or how inseparable something is to another.
I will be like smell on shit, you will not be able to get rid of me.
like smell on shit by Dr Bunnygirl August 31, 2019

smell that shit 

A phrase meant to convey proof of the fact that a form of sexual congress with a woman was so recently enjoyed as to leave a lingering scent upon the man's "active" fingers. See fingering.

Generally accompanied by a hand gesture consisting of the index and middle fingers of one hand extended together and held out under someone's nose.

Can be abbreviated STS in emails.
Whatever monkey, I took that girl home right after you guys left the bar. Come on, smell that shit!
smell that shit by beaker April 19, 2005

I smell baby shit 

"I smell baby shit" is a derogatory insult meant for anybody who whines about anything. It is a reference to a baby crying when it needs its diaper changed.
Tom: "Why can't this place ever get the foam on my coffee just right? I wish the cups were a different color too!"

John: "I smell baby shit."
I smell baby shit by BitchassMcGee November 1, 2018
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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