Smackbitch

You've heard of a crackwhore and a crackslag. Well what are we supposed to say if the ho don't like takin crack for shack and prefers heroin? I've solved all your problems with the introduction of the term smackbitch. Now theres no excuse for being politically incorrect!

That fuckin dirty smackbitch gave me AIDS!

Smackbitch by Sir Toby July 20, 2008

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Smackwich

The art of placing a person's head between your hands and smacking them on each side of the head simultaneously. Usually said person is one that is loathed or disliked entirely. Most recently debuted on the TV show "Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23" where Chloe threatens to give a smackwich to a co-worker.

Chloe - If anyone says anything else about Margerie, Brenda's getting a smackwich!
Brenda - *gasps*
Chloe - Brenda's head is the lunchmeat and my hands are the bread! *smack*

Smackwich by shnnn000 November 13, 2012

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Related Words

Smackbitch • smackabitch • slackbitch • Smackwitch • Stockbitch • Smackwich • stickbitching

skankbitch

combining the best of both worlds of a skank and a bitch. in other words, a slutty girl.

Skankbitch: "Ohemefgeez. I slept with five hawtties at the party last night. I'm soooo popular."

Normal person: "Shut up, skankbitch"

skankbitch by genuine.unprepared March 17, 2007

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slackbitch

Concatenation of slacker and bitch. A slackbitch is a person (generally female, but may be male) who is extremely lazy and prone to procrastination. The term is used as a playful, mocking insult, and is most often applied to oneself, not other people. Slackbitches are usually quite proud of being slackbitches.

I am such a slackbitch, I don't use hangers or drawers to hold my clothes, they just lie about on the floor in varying states of cleanliness.

slackbitch by Stephanie M. October 23, 2003