slurpee slut

Female 7-11 employees who woo potential dates with free coffee, donuts, and other treats.

He started dating the slurpee slut he met last week.

by Michele F. September 22, 2008

slurpee slut

Female 7-11 employees who like to date police officers. Usually they woo them with free coffee, donuts, and other treats.

He started dating the slurpee slut he met last week.

by Michele F. September 19, 2008

Slutty Slurpee

A sexual act where one takes a drinking straw and lubricates it by inserting it into the aroused vaginal canal. That person then takes the straw and inserts it into the rectum and they begin to consume the fecal matter within the rectum with sed straw.

Pizza guy: Hey gurl, want some chocolate with that pizza?

Slut: I'll slurp that shit up. (Quite literally in this case)

Pizza Guy: Slutty slurpees up in this bitch!

by The Troll of Polska January 15, 2013

Slutpee

A gross substance.

Dude... I wouldn't sit on that - it's probably covered in slutpee.

by Dddddddddddddmama September 11, 2011