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Sounds like a personal problem 

When someone has a problem and expresses it out loud
John:I can't find my stuff.
You:You know what that sounds like?
John:What?
You:That sounds like a personal problem.
John:Fuck you.

John:I think I got something from that girl last night.
You:Sounds like a personal problem.

John:I hate my life.
You:Sounds like a personal problem.

Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays 

Something said by obnoxiously cheerfull bastards when someone is feeling tired and/or cranky. Mondays tend to be a horrible day since it's the first day of the working week. Made famous by the movie Office Space.
Peter Gibbons: Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you're not feelin' real well, does anyone ever say to you, "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays"?
Lawrence: No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.

Sounds like my Ex-Wife

variant of the phrase "That's what she said" that is more often, but not always, applied to non-sexual sounding phrases.
Person 1: That store really ripped me off.
Person 2: Sounds like my ex-wife.

Person 1: God that strippers vagina was loose!!
Person 2: Sounds like my ex-wife.

sounds like a plan 

A: hey, lets go to the mall and catch a movie...
B : cool, sounds like a plan

sounds legit 

An internet expression used sarcastically when something is likely to either be blatantly false or poorly fabricated.
"This is US goverment. We have check for 100 US million ready to be deliver by armed escort to your location. I, as barrister, only request a legal fee of a mere $500 to process this transfer of funds." - Sounds legit
sounds legit by Dashir November 28, 2012

sluntstress 

a slunt ( slut and a cunt) who thinks she is a lady, but is really a dirty little, viscious, coniving, deceitful little bitch underneath her superficial facade...
The party planner acted so aloof and hotintot- but she was really just a little sluntstress
sluntstress by davethewave2 July 17, 2010