Slumptified 

When you get to high that you pass out where ever you are

Jerry was so high he was slumptified

Slumptified by Jaycob b July 28, 2016

Slutified

When someone takes something that’s conservative and makes it into something slutty. Ie: Clothing

Woah you really just slutified that top there kinda loving it!

Slutified by Ihavesexalot April 29, 2019

stumpified 

1. What happens when you ingest too much alcohol (ie. Natural Light) and fail to meet a deadline, or fail to accomplish anything at all).

2. When you are confused about heavily smoking vehicles passing you on the roadway.

1. "Hey Leroy, did you get those train horns installed?" "Naw, I've been stumpified"

2. "I was stumpified by an Excursion today on I-10"

stumpified by covered in soot November 3, 2007

slutified

When you been single for the first time in a long time and your trying to get a different mandingo every night of the week.

Ashley: Oh my goosh!!! Jamie had over a tall black mandingo last night. She is a certified slutified!!!
Friend: Was he the same guy she had over last night
Ashley: No Girl! It's been different mandingo over every night this week. She was even walking funny yesterday morning when she took Penny for a stroll. Now that's a real certified slutified!!!

slutified by @@@####345677765FTRFGT H , JL April 26, 2017

sluttified 

1. Someone who has just entered the slut scene by means of being a slut.

2. An object having the qualities of being slutty in comparison to the norm.

1. Jenny is definately sluttified, she was with Jon AND Dustin last night! and now she's banging Brian!

2. Josh pimped out his car last week, now it's completely sluttified.

sluttified by Rooski November 23, 2004

Stumpfified 

You're mindset after stumpf fixed your como

stumpf- I fixed your como on your IMBTR

NCO- HOLY SHIT I CAN TALK TO HEADQUARTERS I'M STUMPFIFIED

Stumpfified by SNAP123 January 4, 2011

Stumptified 

To be stuck, like a tree stump, in utter disbelief

I can't believe that slut ass bitch whore was fucking my associate in our bed. I'm completely stumptified!

Stumptified by ferciouskniff November 21, 2010