slow potatoes

A specific tortoiseshell cat in Massachusetts, who is particularly slow.
"You can't get in my room, slow potatoes!"
by lothloriandreams August 15, 2023
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Slow Potato

Slow insertion of double thumbs into one's partner while speaking sexy phrases in Spanish.
Babygirl, feel my slow potato, "Tienes una sonrisa hermosa."
by Whips-n-Chains April 18, 2024
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