by 🅳🅰🅽🅽🆈 🅳🅴🆅🅸🆃🅾 August 12, 2020
Last night cha boi gave me an unexpected slovenian foot wedge but I kind of liked it. I'm from Moldova
by Byron Tulofson February 23, 2014
When in hyperthermic temperatures a lad will strategically cum upon his lasses chest area to promote warmth within the core.
Oh yea back in 'nam me and Joey had to perform the Slovenian survival technique as often as we could, it wasn't really necessary though..
by Beau Rother January 24, 2014
Two men - on all fours and facing in opposite directions - fucking each other doggy style at the same time. This act requires a double jointed meat shaft
Driving home from work the other night I caught Rick and Tony with my high beams out in the cornfield slovenian love makin....take that shit indoors you two crazy kids
by Her Majesty Acidic Piss'odor April 18, 2011
Now this ones goes back generations. A Slovenian Sex Machine is a middle aged man (preferably Hispanic) who adopts a lifestyle of sleeping with Slovenian mothers and then grilling their Slovenian children for a quick midnight feast. Those who attempt this ritual should do it at night time to stop the detection of the the Daddy’s
Daddy: Shamima, why is there smoke coming from the garden?
Shamima: I don’t know let me check...
*sees their two healthy Slovenian children on a medium heat above a fire on a spit. They appear to be medium rare, just the way Daddy likes it*
Shamima: DAMMIT!! It was my Slovenian Sex Machine again!! CURSE YOUUUUU
Shamima: I don’t know let me check...
*sees their two healthy Slovenian children on a medium heat above a fire on a spit. They appear to be medium rare, just the way Daddy likes it*
Shamima: DAMMIT!! It was my Slovenian Sex Machine again!! CURSE YOUUUUU
by BigButchLesbo March 22, 2019
by matamanthemaster March 17, 2018