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The inevitable morning-time struggle between the urge to sleep and the yearning to screw.
It's 7 a.m., but that candy-ass is beckoning... I'm so slorny!
Slorny by Dimitri Mantooth December 20, 2008
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Arbitrary conversation filler which is factually inaccurate.
I've heard enough slorgan out of your mouth today.
Slorgan by Ranchgirls December 22, 2020
n. Girl who is a cross between a slut and a whore, but who is noticeably unattractive. Used to reference one who is ugly as fuck, but somehow ends up having sex with everyone anyway.
Person 1: "Man, apparently John finally got some ass last night"

Person 2: "Yea, but I heard she was a real slorax"
slorax by Yoyo975 September 20, 2009
Sleepy and Horny at the same time
Babe its late and Im slorny.
Slorny by vladpicachu January 25, 2015
She wanted to bang but I was well into hammerdom so I talked her in to giving me some sloral.
Sloral by NYkid420 September 17, 2012
A beverage containing one part coffee grounds, beer, and chocolate syrup. A preferred drink of psychopaths and alcoholics.
Holy shit! It's SLOANAID!! This'll keep my ass awake for 30 days! I can do my show now!
Sloanaid by OmegaForte March 23, 2007