sloppy mommy

A mother that had so many children her vaginal lips hang down to the floor.

The Sloppy mommy left snail tracks while walking across the Linoleum floor.

by Slik Tom December 10, 2008

sloppy mommie

A big, fat, uneducated, societal fungi that can't keep her legs crossed when on dates. They spew out children exactly every nine months, as there is always sperm present to fertilize the eggs.

"You had unprotected sex with that sloppy mommie? HA HA get ready to pay child support, idiot.

by running out of patience January 05, 2008