sloppy jesus
after 10 minutes of caressing her brown eye with the lord, she realesed the sloppy jesus onto Norton's face
sloppy jesus by yeahbod December 11, 2006
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Sloppy Jerusalem
The Sloppy Jerusalem is the sociopath of the fetish world, it can't be described in any precise way. Although the Sloppy Jerusalem is hard to define, when you are receiving or giving it you will know afterwards that you had participated in a Sloppy Jerusalem. Throughout history their has been only one specific example of a Sloppy Jerusalem documented and verified to actually be a Sloppy Jerusalem.
A man I know only wares underwear made from 100 percent mercerised Egyptian cotton. One day whilst walking down the street he got a hard on for no particular reason and due to the sensual feeling of the underwear, he blew his beans whilst on the high street.
This is a Sloppy Jerusalem!
This is a Sloppy Jerusalem!
Sloppy Jerusalem by JohnnyBad October 20, 2013
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