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Sloppy Choppy

When a girl is giving such good head that her hair swings in a circle like chopper blades
Jeff: "I hooked up with Melissa yesterday"

Sam: "How'd that go?"

Jeff: "She hit me with the Sloppy Choppy bro, I busted in like thirty seconds."

sloppy choppy wombo combo dashboard special

When getting a blowjob in a vehicle the girl uses two hands to stroke your dick while making a beat with her mouth, when the cum goes on the windshield have the girl lick it up
Yo I heard you got the sloppy choppy wombo combo dashboard special last night
Yeah I’m recording my mixtape over the beat she made with her mouth

Slompy Chompy 

When they go for sloppy toppy, but they're a little hungry.
"She caught me by surprise with that slompy chompy last night. It was very painful, 0/10 do not recommend."

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008