slipping dog 

Yoga pose performed while intoxicated that incorporates a wide stance.

Mia didn't need that last Jameson. She's in slipping dog pose at the end of the bar.

slipping dog by Dave Kurkpatrique February 8, 2014

slipping dog kisses 

Kissing while gradually falling to the ground with continually spreading legs.

Tina was so drunk Friday she was slopping slipping dog kisses on that dude outside the bar.

slipping dog kisses by Dave Kurkpatrique February 7, 2014

dog slapping

The act of slapping a canine as an act of dicipline or dominace

"He went dog slapping... but hes dog slapping a pack of wolves?"
"You idiot, quit dog slapping!"

dog slapping by onewingedblackbird November 5, 2022

Dog Slopping 

When a guy is humiliated infront of his girlfriend and then gets slapped by his girlfriend because he isn't hung like an arabian horse.

Dude, you just got Dog Slopped!
You're definately the victim of dog slopping!

Dog Slopping by muttface August 2, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004