slipping dog 

Yoga pose performed while intoxicated that incorporates a wide stance.

Mia didn't need that last Jameson. She's in slipping dog pose at the end of the bar.

slipping dog by Dave Kurkpatrique February 8, 2014

slipping dog kisses 

Kissing while gradually falling to the ground with continually spreading legs.

Tina was so drunk Friday she was slopping slipping dog kisses on that dude outside the bar.

slipping dog kisses by Dave Kurkpatrique February 7, 2014

dog slapping

The act of slapping a canine as an act of dicipline or dominace

"He went dog slapping... but hes dog slapping a pack of wolves?"
"You idiot, quit dog slapping!"

dog slapping by onewingedblackbird November 5, 2022

Dog Slopping 

When a guy is humiliated infront of his girlfriend and then gets slapped by his girlfriend because he isn't hung like an arabian horse.

Dude, you just got Dog Slopped!
You're definately the victim of dog slopping!

Dog Slopping by muttface August 2, 2008