swing n pinch

To defecate by squeezing out a loaf until it is about to fall, and then swinging your buttocks back and pinching it off at the apex of the swing as to impart maximum horizontal velocity to the fudge dragon. Commonly used to poop over a ledge or out of a car window.

Andy had to use the swing n pinch to avoid spreading a nutty fudge bar over his new pants.

Dick wanted to poo out of his car's window so he used the swing n pinch method.

swing n pinch by Nhskier4life May 29, 2007

Swing'n 

Another way to say that something is really swell; or your really satisfied with the outcome of a particular incident. A "catchy" kind of phrase for some "old ass" white person when they think something went down really nicely.Goofy caucasion remark when they're exuberent about something.

Yo Pete! That's a real swing'n deal you got on those golf clubs!

Oh Martha! That's such a swing'n outfit! I think Johnny will really like it!

Construction Joe : Hey Teddy, I think I can finish your kitchen countertop and tile floor by tommorow, around 3pm.

Teddy : That's swing'n!

Swing'n by C-dogg 77 January 16, 2009

Swing n a Miss

When you crack a joke and someone else doesn't catch on.

A little flick of the hand in the direction you would naturally bat, while making a "shhhiou" sound with your mouth. Much like when someone does it over their head.

You say "Swing n a Miss" directly after the swing - all in 1 word.

Ryan: Haha, check out THAT broad broad.

Jim: I think you mean "bored" broad.

Brett: Yeah, because she doesn't have any food!

Ryan: Hahahaha.

Jim: Huh?

Ryan & Brett: *shhhiou* Swing n a Miss!

Swing n a Miss by Dene Halatau July 6, 2010

sing-n-smack 

A move where one person is singing, but gets interrupted by another person hitting them over the head with something.

Duder: "Thanks for inviting me over for dinner. I've never known an Italian guy before. Can you sing me a song?"

Italian: "When-a the moon-a hits-a your eye, like a big-a" (smack!) "owww!!!"

Italian's Mom: "You shut up-a you!"

Italian: "Damn mom you hit over the head with a book! What the hell was that for?"

Duder: "Whoa dude! I've never seen a funnier sing-n-smack in my entire life."

sing-n-smack by westfalia January 12, 2010

Dip n' Swing

The act of leaving one establishment to visit another before returning to the original location and/or group of friends.

"Where you going, bro?"
"Just gotta dip n' swing, but I'll see you in 20."

Dip n' Swing by Nanuk-LAR November 24, 2016

Puff-N-Sting 

V. Within the game of Team Fortress 2: to ignite someone on fire (usually the degreaser, (modified car parts that somehow made a flamethrower)) and swap to a flare gun, effectively rendering the receiver dead or heavily injured.

Puff-N-Sting was even better before a slight nerf of the degreaser, but still is an effective method of deleting someone's life.

Puff-N-Sting by ThatOneHumann July 30, 2022

nut sling

A skimpy pair of underwear for men that barely keeps in the man's genitals. Often appears in lepard print and is made out of a silky material.

After showering at the gym, John put on his nut sling and sat around the locker room talking to old naked men.

Old men love to parade around the lake in nothing but a nut sling.

nut sling by Joseph A September 16, 2006