This is when your 'supervisor' decides that coz you are female & his dick smashes into his forehead everytime he sees you (even when you are wearing no make up being totally dowdy) the fucker repetitively waits for you to enter the carpark, zooms up beside you the moment you get out of your car, waits for you in buildings, waits for you in the garden just outside your office, blocks carparking so that you will not be able to park and then having fucked your arrival comes to apologise and offers to drive you to your car, you suspect that hes breaking into your house and going through all your clothes perfume lingerie.... as he acts oddly each of these specific days even saying stuff like "I am not stalking you..." He requests the name of your ex and writes it down. He breaks into sweats every time he sees you & you notice that he is becoming more like grey in colour when he sees you & he wants to just come into your office at the slightest reason & he sits with his fist against his mouth while talking. THIS MY FRIENDS IS THE WORST CASE OF SUPERVISO SLEAZO AUTHORITY FUCKHEAD.even with being threatened by his mgr even with me yelling at him he doesn't get it because he is disabled by his dick obstructing his view of reality & enjoys being such a sleazo & getting an anxiety rush. The guy is fat & the age of my dad - gross PUKE! First I quit my job. Second I move house. Third I go to kill him (not really - something else that will make him think twice about being so SSAF).

Superviso sleazo authority fuckhead (SSAF): Would you like a lift to your car?
Me :No it's only 100mt over there
(SSAF): Would you like the newspaper? Would you like a coffee? Would you like a... Would you like a....Would you like a lift to the market? Would you like a... Gee your looking sporty today...Ohh thats a pretty ribbon in your hair... I thought women were supposed to be pretty... Danny thinks youre the sexiest guard on site...Thats ok love/darl/love/darl...Would you like a...Hello....Good morning....Hello Hello Hello Would you like...Would you like...There's little difference between rape and sex...You are looking happy tonight... She always looks happy doesn't she boys... Why are you smiling...How are you little one...I just wanted to say sorry for blocking you in would you like a lift to your car...You look so pretty & young I thought you were a student...I am not stalking you... I wouldn't lurk in the bushes waiting for you would you like a lift to your car.. can I drive you anywhere?...Thats a pretty ribbon...It's going to be a lot better here without 1 or 2 people hey Richie Hey Richie...What do you call that hairstyle???

superviso sleazo authority fuckhead (SSAF) by phoenix144 January 19, 2014

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spleezo

A spliff. A marijuana cigarette with tobacco.

This looks like a great spot to light up a spleezo.

spleezo by thisandthese February 27, 2014

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Sleezy-Prude

A sleezy-prude is someone of the female gender who confuses the male population. This woman is one of a kind, smart, attractive, likes to have fun, and feels comfortable around the opposite sex. For these reasons, she may seem like she would be an easy target for a man to take her home for "one night of fun". This is a misconception because a sleezy-prude is exceptionally classy, self-confident, and respects herself and her body. For those who have attempted to bring her home for sexual purposes only, they have been surprisingly denied, as a sleezy-prude is not easily persuaded or misled. Once she finds a man who is worthy of her time, she will be more than willing to experiment in all areas of the relationship, but until then she is smarter than to let herself be manipulated by any man. Her fun nature and easy-going personality has led her to gain the title of being sleezy or a prude, and will be continually labeled as either until fully understood. This generalization is unfortunate, as may ruin the chances of being with such a unique and eloquent woman.

A Sleezy-Prude is the Girl-Next Door who decides to hit the dance-floor at the local night-club.

A Sleezy-Prude is your future wife.

Sleezy-Prude by sleezyprude December 1, 2010

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steezo

The system of values or principles by which one lives by. A result of combining one's steelo and steez. The reflection of one's steezo most often arises when he/she is placed in a situation where crucial decisions are required.

Jerry: She's into it.

George: Into what?

Jerry: The menage.

George: That's unbelievable!

Jerry: Oh, it's a scene man.

George: Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank god that you know me and have access to my dementia?

Jerry: What are you talking about? I'm not gonna to do it!

George: You're not doin' it? What do you mean, you're not goin to do it?!

Jerry: I can't. I'm not an orgy guy!

George: Are you crazy?! This is like discovering plutonium...by accident!

Jerry: Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a moustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains. I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting...

As you can see, the orgy scene was not in accordance with Seinfeld's steezo.

steezo by Ryan Jackson April 20, 2007

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