Sleepy Asuka

Verb: The act of masturbating over the sleeping body of your significant other and finishing in your hand acompanied by the phrase "I'm so fucked up." when finished. As made popular by Shinji Ikari in the infamous hospital scene from the 1997 End of Evangelion OVA for the series finale of Neon Gensis Evangelion, where in which he masturbates to Asuka's comatose body.

Bob: So what did you do when you got home with your girl last night
Tod: I waited for her to fall asleep and I gave her a Sleepy Asuka
Bob: I'm sorry, what?
Tod: I'm so fucked up

by Unit03 November 30, 2012

Sleepy waffle

When you blow your load in your lady, wait for her to fall asleep, and pour maple syrup into her and lick it out

Give that bitch a sleepy waffle, birches love a sleepy waffle!

by Magnificentbastard007 February 26, 2021

sleepy d

Waiting until your woman goes to sleep and masturbate on her face

My wife wouldn't give me a blow job so I waited until she went to sleep and gave her a sleepy D.

by snizzlewizzle August 21, 2015

Friday sleepies

Despite the excitement of Friday, you are exhausted from a long week.

I have a serious case of the Friday sleepies.

by WordCraft Redeemed January 25, 2019

Sleepy Girl

A Sleepy Gilr is a girl who sleeps more than she should. She has reasons why she likes to sleep so much. She's the best type of girl that there is, she can be a little slow and shy at times. But she always cares for everyone, in the most purest of ways.

"Hey , you know that girl Kylee? "
"Wait is that the one Sleepy Girl who's dating James? "
"Yeahhh bro. "
"Damn it, James is a lucky ass MotherFucker"

by Grandmaster Lancaster April 28, 2018

sleepy drunk

When youre so so tired you act kinda drunk, even tho you had no drinks at all.

You say stuff that make no sense and sometimes dont even remember you said it.

Dani: so yesterday you answered my text saying "my my girl?" Like wtf was that?
Larry: Really??? I had no idea, im sorry. I guess i was sleepy drunk...

by shrekie<3panda April 4, 2010

Sleepy Sillies

noun. uncontrollable laughter when over tired. the unit will laugh at even the stupidest things and may respond with harsh words that don't even make sense. the unit may even result in throwing things

During the late hours of the eve, Peter cannot help but have the sleepy sillies and whip books at his wives.

by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010