Sleeper Creeper

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The act of having sexual intercourse with someone while they are sleeping or passed out. Despite hearing many reports of successful fornication the prey will usually wake up and have the predator thrown in jail.

Flip- "Dude! Alexa's passed out in my room right now, Im about to pull the Sleeper Creeper on her. You wanna come over and take turns?"

Skip- "Naw, Ill pass this time. Besides I smashed that months ago."

Sleeper Creeper by YumYum69 March 1, 2009

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sleeper creeper

the act of fucking your partner while they are asleep

dude i totaly pulled a sleeper creeper on my girl last night.

sleeper creeper by dirty_duece May 18, 2010

sleeper creeper

masturbating and ejaculating over someone's face while they are asleep.

I totally gave that fat bitch a sleeper creeper

sleeper creeper by thepinksyd January 8, 2010

sleeper creeper

The act of smoking bud before going to bed. This will give the smoker a strong mid night snack appetite and a long and satisfying sleep.

Yo dude, you wanna meet up for a sleeper creeper, I need to get a really good night of sleep tonight.

sleeper creeper by Maba February 1, 2007

INFECTED SLEEPER CREEPER

When your spouse or significant other is in bed with the flu, you sneak into bed and start pounding her from behind. Then offer her a tablespoon of semen instead of nyquil.

My wife stayed home sick today, I think at lunch Ill go home and give her the infected sleeper creeper.

INFECTED SLEEPER CREEPER by packattack September 29, 2009

Sleepers Creepers

a person that will creep into your bed at the middle of the night, such as to cuddle with you or try and commit sexual acts upon you.

Donna is such a sleepers creepers, she came into my bed to try and sleep with me!

my new cat is such a sleepers creepers, he'll sleep with me for comfort

Sleepers Creepers by M. Reckless March 2, 2009

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026