slapsticky 

Giving a friend a high five after masturbating into your hand.

Rick: "Sup Johnny?"
*high five*
Rick: "What the fuck is this?"
Johnny: "It's a slapsticky"

slapsticky by xXxDeathxXx September 22, 2007

banana slapstick 

A reference to a type of old-time slapstick humor reminiscent of serious but clueless people slipping on banana peels, causing a surge of wildly insensitive hysteria on the part of onlookers.

His whole being, starting in his early youth, was rooted in banana slapstick reality and this caused him to feel like an alien in this day and age.

banana slapstick by Dr Bunnygirl November 17, 2019

slapster fapster 

A girthy, manly, testosterone fueled mad man. Do not fuck with him he will slap you so hard you will ascend to the fifth-dimension and immediately die.

Girl: me me want big boy
Me: Guess what, me me slapster fapster
Girl:*cums everywhere (in the fifth dimension)*
Me: yes.
Girl:*fucking dies*

slapster fapster by Slapster Fapster October 16, 2018

SlapStick 

Comedy based on violence

SlapStick by bezzerwizzer May 14, 2003

Spapist 

A sociopath who derives pleasure from forcing others to spoon him/her.

That girl is a cold-blooded spapist! They need to lock her up and throw away the key!

Spapist by Big Daddy Brian November 15, 2011

SHAPIST 

the true deffinition is believing that one shape is superior to all other. Hatred without reason of another shape. ETC.

SADLY today that has changed.

In todays world this is what makes you shapist:

Mentioning shape in any way

Not being totally politically correct

Supporting your shape
Being 3d

Telling a shapist joke

Judging by dimensions
Disliking something someone likes

etc.

Real example of shapist

shapist: (insert shape here) is better than every other shape. I think that (insert different shape) people are disgusting and horrible and should die.

Idiot's example of shapist:

person: I don't like curves
idiot: OMG SHAPIST!

guy: I hate illuminate.

idiot: OMG SHAPIST

dude: My friend has balls

idiot: OMG SHAPIST!

man: I'm Multi-Shaped

idiot: OMG SHAPIST

woman: I'm proud of my shape

idiot: OMG SHAPIST

stranger: So an (insert shape) guy walks into a bar....

idiot: OMG SHAPIST!

SHAPIST by im anti-shaped February 26, 2018

Slayist 

Slayist is derived from the word Slay, which is mostly used by social media or public Slay Queens. This is the profession term.

Damn Rihanna is a Slayist (because she's always slaying)

Slayist by Double SS August 21, 2019