slapbands

One of the greatest and most fun trends that any kid growing up in the 90s should remember. Often had rad 90s designs on the outside and either black or a neon colour on the inside. Were banned in many school settings because of their ability to cause great pain to others when used improperly.

"Hey man, do you remember slapbands?"
"Fuck yes, they were all the shit!"

slapbands by *~*~*Jem*~*~* February 15, 2006

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soaplands

a jappanesse "place of buissness" where hot asian women bath u with their naked bodies and then have sex with you.

When I was in Japan, I was so horney I went to the soaplands to bathe and get laid.

soaplands by priceman90 May 13, 2005

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Slapanese

A joke similar to sugma or ligma, the proper response is "Slapping these nuts".

Hey have you heard of slapanese?
No, what's slapanese?
Slapping these nuts!

Slapanese by The FCC May 10, 2021

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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